Guess

   Every once in a while a friend of mine or just someone I am talking to wants to tell me some gossip or just something random and that person won't tell me because they keep saying "guess." Let me give you an example: 

Friend: " Hey guess what!"

          Me:   "What?"

          Friend: "You won't imagine what color my dildo is!"

 Me:  " What color is it?" 

          Friend: " No, guess." 

           Me:   " Just tell me." 

          Friend: " Guess!"

          

            Me:   " Umm, Yellow?"

          

          Friend: " Nope keep on guessing."  

   This conversation can go on and on and it could have been made short if my friend would have just told me what color his dildo was. Why do I have to guess? Then after this huge discussion and frustration I find out my friend never had a dildo. I must say though I have made the crime. I have made people guess but I have found out how annoying it is and try to avoid doing that. Normally when you say " guess what," people assume it is a rhetorical question and people don't feel the need to go through a "guessing slew" (if that is even a phrase). When you are talking to someone please don't make them guess, just get right to the point.
             

 

 

Wet Doorknobs

   I am going to start my blog with one of my all time pet peeves which is wet doorknobs/handles. I love doorknobs in general. They help me open doors and close them but when they are wet it is a whole other story. Most people have experienced this awful occurrence and those people now have trouble sleeping at night because

they are awake thinking about the moist doorknob they touched last week. Imagine this you just got done washing your hands and drying them nice and clean but all of a sudden you grab the doorknob or handle and its wet for some reason (condensation from showing or someone not drying there hands properly). Then you have to go wash your hands again and get something like a paper towel and open the door ever so carefully to avoid touching that door knob/ door handle again. You better hope the paper towel is thick enough because if it is not the water may soak through. I think the thing that bothers me most about a wet doorknob is that once I touch it I feel dirty again especially if the wetness is from a public bathroom. The door knob or handle in a public bathroom should never even be wet because no one should ever touch it, its germ, and now a days there is a hand blower in like every public restroom if there are no paper towels. I know it doesn't really make sense, I mean the wetness most likely came from condensation (which is pretty clean) or soapy water (pretty clean as well if the soapy part is included) but I still get bothered by it.

   The moral of the story is please, everyone, dry your hands well before leaving the bathroom. I know you can't control shower condensation so I won't hold you against it but a cold shower in a hot summer day would surely be appreciated. Finally try to avoid touching public door knobs or handles in general.